What's Bernie Sanders favorite milk?
not 1%
He is practicing Socialist Distancing.
It's finger pickin' good.
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
First with the heart attack and now with the strokes
It's called the Chicken Eatza.
...after all, he was in his prime.
Progressive Rock
I'm a smooth operator.
Feels like I only scratched the surface.
but his family couldn't figure out to go with original or extra crispy.
To get to other other thighs.
...in his sleevies!
She was marveled.
Now it Berns when IP.
I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that
I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.
(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)
Me: I can't wait see Bernie Sanders live!
Dad: Never knew he was dead.
