Salivating Puns

A list of puns related to "Salivating"

Seeing this antique causes some to salivate.

To others it's just a sly drool.

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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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How come Pavlov always had such lush, luxurious hair?

He conditioned it.

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👤︎ u/GoonerBear94
📅︎ Jan 06 2023
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Did you know that Pavlov not only discovered classical conditioning, but also started a large charitable organization?

The salivation army!

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👤︎ u/Riverrat423
📅︎ Dec 03 2022
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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👤︎ u/brewerbetty
📅︎ Oct 15 2022
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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

He wanted the No-Bell Prize.

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👤︎ u/Electricman82006
📅︎ Nov 16 2022
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I salivate uncontrollably whenever I see fruit, cream and meringue...

It's a Pavlovian response.

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👤︎ u/mamilshymn
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Vet: Are you here about your dog’s salivation issues?

Me: No, I’m sure he’s going to heaven. Can you fix his excessive slobbering?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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I always wondered how Pavlov got such shiny, smooth hair

Turns out he conditioned it

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👤︎ u/bewhiskered_amber
📅︎ Jun 22 2022
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/KidRadicchio
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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There should be a store to donate your spit.

It would be called the Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/Chernoobyl
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?

The Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/stooftheoof
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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👤︎ u/CoolEqual
📅︎ Oct 19 2022
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