A list of puns related to "S Phase"
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.
Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.
"he's going through a phase"
Eclipse it is phases.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
It was just a phase.
Turns out it was just a phase
I really should get past this phase.
It's only a phase, after all.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
It's just a phase, kiddo
...but it's just a phase.
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
Don’t worry honey he’s just going through a phase.
They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.
Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.
I know it's just a phase.
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
My parents said it was just a phase.
It's been really cold in my neck of the world lately. Today a coworker came into the office and said, "I'm freezing."
My other coworker replies, "You're just going through a phase."
I'm not entirely sure it's a dad joke (it wasn't "Hi freezing, I'm [name]"), and maybe it's only hilarious to us because we're chemists, but I thought this subreddit might enjoy this.
Context: Today was helping at practice for a play that my 4th grade daughters class is going to put on. My daughter (Sarah) was playing a tree, and another girl (Mikayla) was playing a Deer. Right now they're all into this weird "dating" phase. So Sarah ran over to me sobbing...
Sarah: Dad, Mikayla kissed my boyfriend. She is already dating Scott and Michael kissed her just now!
Me: Hoe dear, that sounds like a really sticky situation you're in.
I then proceeded to start laughing while failing to control it while my daughter started bawling. The other adults looked at me like I was a demon, and I had to leave the room for a minute to control myself.
Edit: Also I later realized that my daughter doesn't understand what a hoe is and thought I was just laughing at her. Don't worry, I have apologized and bought her ice cream.
Came out of the store and my daughter pointed out the moon. She's learning about moon phases and such in school.
Wife: "Is that a new moon?"
Me: "No... I think we've had that one for awhile."
Wife: “Put some clothes on! Are you going through a phase?!”
Me: “Well, I was at first, but now it’s just on and off.”
Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."
Ok so when I was about 11 I went through a phase when I was nearly ok with swearing or calling my parents names but still not mentally capable of swearing in front of my parents so I would call my dad a "donkey" whenever he was being a dick. After a while of calling him a donkey he would then respond with this every time I called him it....
"EEEEEEEOOWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"
He would then laugh for about 5 minutes at his own shitty joke. Pissed me off so much that I refuse to say the word donkey around him at all.
After a few months of bulking up, a friend and I are about to begin the cut phase of our workouts and dieting.
Friend: What are you planning on cutting to? 155lbs?
Myself: No way, probably 165, 155 is far too small.
Friend: What was the lowest weight you've ever been at?
Myself: Probably like 160.
Friend: Well that's a big fucking baby.
In walking through a park and observing the signs, ‘All dogs found on these grounds without their owners, will be shot,’ a friend of mine exclaimed, ‘That’s a hard case for dogs that can’t read.’
— Irving Browne, Humorous Phases of the Law, 1876
I was in my young punk phase, couldn't have been more than 13, and I was at a friend's house for a pool day. Being the little shit that I was, I started a fight with my buddy just to start one. The fight escalated to the point where we were throwing oranges at each other from the yard. The fruit trees were very special to my friend's Dad, and I knew this. The fight got out of hand and the oranges were everywhere. This was bad. I ended up running away.
Of course I got in trouble and the next day I had to return to clean up. I was terrified. I mean, my friend's Dad was always a nice guy, but I'd never seen him this pissed... We destroyed his prized trees! I had no idea what I was walking into. I went up to the door, rang the bell and braced myself for the worst. My friend's Dad opened the door with a smirk on his face and said: "Orange you glad to be here?"
Somehow I knew the joke gave him greater satisfaction than having his oranges back. From that day forward I respected the shit out of that backyard.
Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".
My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.
Friend: We're studying the 3 phases in Chemistry. Solids, Liquids, Gases...
Friend's Dad: What happens after you eat at Taco Bell.
My father had been in a phase where all he'd drink was wine from the Rhine region of Germany.
When the waiter at the Chinese restaurant asked what we wanted for drinks, my father, knowing that not all restaurants carry it, asked "Do you have Rhine?"
Waiter: Yes, of course
Dad: Ok, great, I'll have that!
Waiter (looking confused): Ahh, ok, you want red rine, or white rine?
Dad: uhh.. how about merlot?
Now I realize it was just a phase.
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
Turns out—-it was just a phase.
You don't phase me.
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