What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?
Why is Jesus a good runner
How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
Marathon runners with bad footwear
suffer the agony of defeat.
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?
"What can you offer this restaraunt as the new food runner?"
"Well, I bring a lot to the table for starters.
Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?
That guy was a Soviet Rusha.
What do you call a Mexican long distance runner?
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
Competitive runners are just racists.
What kind of underwear do long-distance runners wear?
What do you call a runner that sheds their skin?
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
Did you hear about the injured runner who got last place in the competition?
I guess he was a sore loser.
My mum was a 100M runner and my dad was a marathon runner.
Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.
In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.
My dad recieved a phone call from the magazine "Runner's World"
women on the phone asks:
- "is (mother) home?"
- dad: "no, she just ran off"
- women: "oh, ok"
I dont think she got it.
edit: This is actually funnier how he said it in dutch (our native language). his words were "ze heeft ze benen genomen" which literally means " she has taken the legs".
Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...
"Undeterred"
/
"Undie turd"
How many issues do runners have?
What happened to the runner who had his feet reattached?
Away must be a really slow runner.
'Cause everybody in history has passed him.
The baseball commissioner's new rule on runners attempting to steal second seems wrong
A runner had to pick up the pace
What underwears do fast runners use?
Track runners are my inspiration
Because they get over every hurdle in their way
What do a backcountry hunter and a high school 100m runner have in common?
One goes to track meat, and the other goes to a track meet.
What do you call the runners up award at an astronomy competition?
The sexiest people tend to be runners.
In fact, they're quite attracktive.
At work in a restaurant, the food runner dropped a to-go container for an order
So I said "You butternut squash it!"
And they still wouldn't send me home
I said to my father, "these runner's lights...
are certainly a flashin statement."
[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...
What's a runners favorite class in school
Figured I'd share the Dad joke I told to my fellow runners while running an endurance course.
I ran a local Tough Mudder-like race in September (called Boldr Dash) which featured many obstacles over a four mile course. One of the obstacles was a huge ladder made out of tires that we had to climb up and over. While waiting my turn to climb it, I turned to the line and said "I hope nobody's TIRED!"
The combination of fatigue and disgust at my joke was everyone's reaction. A group groan, it was beautiful!
Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
What do runners eat the day before a race?
What should runners eat before a race?
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
What kind of underwear do long distance runners wear?
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