A list of puns related to "Roundaboutness"
An airplane!
They just kept going in circles
An afro dizzy Yak.
It really threw me for a loop.
I felt like my career going round in circles
Alright ?
A "cyclepath"
It really threw me for a loop.
Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
To get to the other slide.
I mean, he did diameter away
It just feels like I’m going in circles.
Me: “Sure makes it easy to get around.”
I replied, "Third exit."
She says "I can't," with a stupid smirk on her face.
It took me a few seconds of me arguing otherwise until I realized I had been dad joked.
In a roundabout way, he did become a fizzicist.
I went on the swings, they were fun, I went on the roundabout, that was fun. But when I went on the slide, it all went downhill from there.
They sure have a roundabout way of doing things. 🤦🏻♂️
.... It was a dead end job.
It was a roundabout explanation.
"Roundabout here."
These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:
Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.
On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)
Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.
Any other stories you guys have?
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