What do a bad apple and a rotten tomato have in common?

They're both spherical fruits with poor temperaments. Duh.

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I was going to go picking crab apples with a friend

When we go to our location, we noticed all the apples were rotten. The first thing to come out my mouth was "Well, I guess our plan didn't come to fruition"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Just dadjoked my customer at work

"Your computer broke? Guess you got a rotten Apple."

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