A list of puns related to "Roofing Material"
The cashier asked me, "are you going to put this on your Home Depot Card?"
"Nah, I'm going to put it on my chicken coop."
Wife, upon hearing it: "Nice one, 'John' (deceased father's name, not mine...I learned from the master).
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
They don't have enough materials to finish the house, so they bung a low roof on it.
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