Roofie Puns

Just don’t roofie ‘em. Not cool, man.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Azuridus

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...

WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/itim__office

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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I woke up on top of my house this morning, and the last thing I remember was going to the bar...

I’m afraid someone roofied me

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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What do you call Birth Control and LSD?

A Trip without the kids

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/watchursix

📅︎ May 12 2019

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