And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
If she doesn't like Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places
Because he was a neck-romancer.
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
Probably SodiumSodiumSodium
He was a pie-romancer.
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
I handed her the dictionary.
Honey dew you love me?
I love you berry much
I think we are a good pear.
Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!
your grass will cut itself.
If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
He points at you, and says "Engage".
I lost My Chemical Romance
Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.
Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?
Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH
Me:
Dad:
Lady Gaga:
But it only lasted a wick.
The pie romancing
I told him it's much easier to woo a cake.
she was a neck-romancer
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
A neck-romancer
You can call them neck-romancers.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
When Harry Met Salad
What About Ke-Bob
Cumin to America
Weekend at Bearneaise II
Steakin I, II, & III
A Few Good Salmon
You’ve Got Kale
Shawshank Re-Dim Sum
Romancing the Scone
An Éclair to Remember
Roman Hollandaise
Glazed and Confused
Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure
The Evil Bread
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp
Fondue the Right Thing
Ribeyes Wide Shut
Mignons
Plante of the Grapes
Spider Manchu
Sushis All That
A Wok to Remember
Marsala-la Land
Apocalypse Cow
Die Chard
Die Chard with a Vinaigrette
Hogan’s Gyros
The Sand Latkes
A League of their Macaroni
Revenge of the Curds
Rush S’More
Braising Arizona
Demolition Ham
10 Things I hate About Ewe
Saladin
Oliver and Com-penne
Dirty Rotten Chanterelles
Sex and the Satay
The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs
Morella Enchanted
Provolone Together
Clear and Pheasant Danger
The Big Chili
Lémon: The Professional
Ava-Tartare
Hocous Pocous
High Fi-Deli Meat
Madagascargot
The Fifth Elementos
Muensters Inc.
There’s Something About Rosemary
I Am Ham
Quiche Lorraine Man
Barley & Me
Lentil Giants
Peggy Soufflé Got Married
Face Stroganoff
Con Gruyére
Fast Times at Porridgemont High
Bok Choys in the Hood
Papillonion
Requinoa for a Dream
Serial Cardamom
I didn't know what I'd dress up as so I asked your mother
She said I should try to be a "Neck Romancer"
Lou Costello: There’s only one problem with our romance; She’s penny wise.
Bud Abbott: Marilyn’s penny wise?
Lou Costello: Yeah, I ain’t got a penny and she’s wise to it!
Because he's a neck romancer.
Because they are neck romancers !
A Neck Romancer
Because they are neck-romancers.
Alternatively: They are in to neck-rophilia.
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
Ra ra ra ah ah.
“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)
A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.
Got the joke from r/memes
because he's a neck romancer.
