Romance (love) Puns

A list of puns related to "Romance (love)"

My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuin_masterofsinanj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Interplanetary romance

If she doesn't like Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBlackDragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Fruit romance

Honey dew you love me?

I love you berry much

I think we are a good pear.

Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daunfifi123c456b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My son said he wanted to become a pyromancer.

I told him it's much easier to woo a cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanotard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Why do vampires love to bite necks?

Because they are neck-romancers.

Alternatively: They are in to neck-rophilia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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A mage who uses love magic is called a

Romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenreal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in hickeys?

because he's a neck romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-derpinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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