Because he didn't have the stomach for it 😂 (lower the pitchforks, alright)
“Curses, foil-ed again!”
A Skate-Bird.
A roller bear!
I'm flattered.
The rest is mostly downhill
It’s called the David Lee Roth.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Now she’s my flat-mate.
I thought, “Wow, what a cheapskate!”
Theme is Mexican food and my last name is Bean. I know the possibilities are endless but I want something perfect.
Cheap skates
But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
He responded with, "Because that's how I roll"
people said i should be offended but i was flattered
He gets super loopy.
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
For the massive drop.
I've had it up to here.
A pizza slicer just wasn’t gonna cut it.
I was just along for the rides.
He was chicken
I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.
I have:
Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby
Putin on the Hits
Looking for some for:
-Vladimir Lenin
-Leonid Brezhnev
-Nikita Khrushchev
-Mikhail Gorbachev
Anyone got anything?
He said he has never passed out on one before.
I said, "Gs, man."
A snow mobile
Because he had no attachments.
He was helping his son (7th grade) with some Pre-Algebra homework:
Dad: "What does 5Q+5Q equal?"
Son: "10Q?"
Dad: "You're welcome! Anytime!"
The eye-roll was strong with that one.
Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."
