If I were a modern day Robin Hood...

If I was a modern day Robin Hood donning a mustache and a sombrero, I would target the fashion industry mugging ladies for their expensive footwear.

I would say "JΓ­mmy your ChΓΌs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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What's Robin Hoods girlfriend called?

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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