What did the metal plant worker say when he was turned into a frog

rivet rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Jazzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. Drilling a large hole is boring, but joining two pieces of metal together is riveting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layzworm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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I recently read a biography of Levi Strauss and his innovative approach to blue jeans.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NagyLebowski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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since lead can kill you just from being around it too much, it can technically be considered death metal.

how can I include "lead/lead singer" into the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloitjoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOYST_OF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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I regret taking carpentry over metal work.

It's much less riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Riveting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Stop screwing around
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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I really enjoyed the documentary about how they assembled the steel plates on the titanic

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dondegroovily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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There was a break in last night at the factory.

The next morning, all the staff were gathered for interviews. Except the riveter. He had already bolted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNMYSNGL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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You gotta read this book about a woman named Rosie who built munitions during WWII.

It's so riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2022
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What’s a bullfrog’s favorite fastener?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZookaZoooook
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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Metalworking must sometimes be riveting.

I'll see myself out

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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In factory where a man's job is to rivet parts,

Does he tell new employees his job is riveting?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cole24allen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I've got a great joke about construction.

But I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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Building Boats is Riveting

I thought this up in an airport the other day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This_aint_me_mate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I'm reading a very interesting book called The History of Glue

I can't put it down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.

I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardHuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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How does a frog secure his work?

With rivets (ribbits)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlo_anwar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!

I hope this joke generates lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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I just finished reading a book on permanent mechanical fasteners.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxtimbo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duganalexzander
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Girlfriend's dad, when told about a riveting story:

"Sorry, I'm not into construction."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shots-o
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Reading a book πŸ“• about the history of metal fasteners… thought it was going to be boring…

But each page is so riveting

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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We could have played a game that was riveting...

...but since non of use were any good at metal-work we played some basketball instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/docsquee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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Attaching train tracks to the ground

Is riveting experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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Have I told you my story about screws, nuts and bolts?

Most people say it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckyj0130
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2021
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Just finished reading a book on how the railroads were built.

The whole thing was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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I used to work at a job where I dug subway tunnels

I quit because it was boring. Now I'm employed at a metal shop and find it quite riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?

A rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ro330
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made

It’s riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteBearLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Yesterday I watched a documentary about fastening steel girders together

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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You should check out the new musical about construction workers

Its RiVETing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZipZapZopZip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kahnxo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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What does a mechanical frog say?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piraticalaffairs
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sad-Conclusion442
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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what doe a frog working as a welder say?

Rivet, rivet, rivet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malmquistcarl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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Not all construction jobs are enjoyable

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fracaspunk1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, while fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommyc463
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Construction work

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drill hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LowJacK604
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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I just watched a documentary on how ships are put together. It’s riveting!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmaxis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Stop screwing around.

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azsunyx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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I watched a documentary on how ships were made

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carnalvore86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Not all construction work is the same.

Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzToad756
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable

Drilling a hole bigger is boring meanwhile fastening metal together is riveting

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting

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