Have you heard of the miraculous construction Worker
He picked up a hammer and saw
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how does a robot have sex?
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. Drilling a large hole is boring, but joining two pieces of metal together is riveting
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︎ Sep 29 2021
What did the metal plant worker say when he was turned into a frog
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I watched a documentary on how the Golden Gate Bridge was made.
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I had to quit my construction job because Iβm just not strong enough
I gave them my two weak notice
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Riveting
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Why did the frogs car fall apart?
Because it lost it's Rivet, Rivet
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︎ Sep 03 2022
I recently read a biography of Levi Strauss and his innovative approach to blue jeans.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
Finally arranged for a carpenter to come look at my porch.
He was pretty busy, but said he woodwork me in.
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I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together
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︎ Oct 24 2018
I regret taking carpentry over metal work.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
I lost my job at the factory making holes in leather belts.
I might have failed, but at least I gave it my awl.
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︎ May 26 2022
I really enjoyed the documentary about how they assembled the steel plates on the titanic
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︎ Apr 14 2022
since lead can kill you just from being around it too much, it can technically be considered death metal.
how can I include "lead/lead singer" into the joke
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︎ Jun 06 2022
I got a new job punching holes, but I told my boss I was no good at it.
He said to give it my awl.
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︎ Jun 03 2022
Metalworking must sometimes be riveting.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
There was a break in last night at the factory.
The next morning, all the staff were gathered for interviews. Except the riveter.
He had already bolted.
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︎ Jun 07 2022
In factory where a man's job is to rivet parts,
Does he tell new employees his job is riveting?
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︎ Sep 11 2018
You gotta read this book about a woman named Rosie who built munitions during WWII.
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︎ May 18 2022
Building Boats is Riveting
I thought this up in an airport the other day
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.
I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.
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︎ Dec 01 2017
Whatβs a bullfrogβs favorite fastener?
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︎ Apr 11 2022
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together
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︎ May 25 2022
I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!
I hope this joke generates lift.
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︎ Jul 18 2017
I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
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︎ May 17 2017
Girlfriend's dad, when told about a riveting story:
"Sorry, I'm not into construction."
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︎ Nov 23 2015
I just finished reading a book on permanent mechanical fasteners.
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︎ Feb 04 2022
How does a frog secure his work?
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Reading a book π about the history of metal fastenersβ¦ thought it was going to be boringβ¦
But each page is so riveting
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︎ Sep 02 2021
We could have played a game that was riveting...
...but since non of use were any good at metal-work we played some basketball instead.
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Attaching train tracks to the ground
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︎ Oct 20 2021
Have I told you my story about screws, nuts and bolts?
Most people say it's riveting.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
Just finished reading a book on how the railroads were built.
The whole thing was riveting.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
I used to work at a job where I dug subway tunnels
I quit because it was boring. Now I'm employed at a metal shop and find it quite riveting.
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︎ Aug 15 2021
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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︎ Mar 14 2022
What does a mechanical frog say?
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︎ May 27 2022
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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︎ Feb 28 2022
what doe a frog working as a welder say?
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︎ Jun 11 2022
Not all construction jobs are enjoyable
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting...
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︎ Dec 18 2021
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, while fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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︎ Jan 05 2022
I just watched a documentary on how ships are put together. Itβs riveting!
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︎ Jul 20 2018
Construction work
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drill hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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︎ Feb 04 2022
Stop screwing around.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.
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︎ Oct 14 2021
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting
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︎ Aug 11 2021
I watched a documentary on how ships were made
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︎ Oct 28 2021
Not all construction work is the same.
Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.
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︎ Sep 03 2021
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
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I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
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