Have you heard of the miraculous construction Worker
He picked up a hammer and saw
how does a robot have sex?
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. Drilling a large hole is boring, but joining two pieces of metal together is riveting
What did the metal plant worker say when he was turned into a frog
I watched a documentary on how the Golden Gate Bridge was made.
I had to quit my construction job because I’m just not strong enough
I gave them my two weak notice
Why did the frogs car fall apart?
Because it lost it's Rivet, Rivet
I recently read a biography of Levi Strauss and his innovative approach to blue jeans.
Finally arranged for a carpenter to come look at my porch.
He was pretty busy, but said he woodwork me in.
I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together
I regret taking carpentry over metal work.
I lost my job at the factory making holes in leather belts.
I might have failed, but at least I gave it my awl.
I really enjoyed the documentary about how they assembled the steel plates on the titanic
since lead can kill you just from being around it too much, it can technically be considered death metal.
how can I include "lead/lead singer" into the joke
I got a new job punching holes, but I told my boss I was no good at it.
He said to give it my awl.
Metalworking must sometimes be riveting.
There was a break in last night at the factory.
The next morning, all the staff were gathered for interviews. Except the riveter.
He had already bolted.
In factory where a man's job is to rivet parts,
Does he tell new employees his job is riveting?
You gotta read this book about a woman named Rosie who built munitions during WWII.
Building Boats is Riveting
I thought this up in an airport the other day
I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.
I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.
What’s a bullfrog’s favorite fastener?
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together
I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!
I hope this joke generates lift.
I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
Girlfriend's dad, when told about a riveting story:
"Sorry, I'm not into construction."
I just finished reading a book on permanent mechanical fasteners.
How does a frog secure his work?
Reading a book 📕 about the history of metal fasteners… thought it was going to be boring…
But each page is so riveting
We could have played a game that was riveting...
...but since non of use were any good at metal-work we played some basketball instead.
Attaching train tracks to the ground
Have I told you my story about screws, nuts and bolts?
Most people say it's riveting.
Just finished reading a book on how the railroads were built.
The whole thing was riveting.
I used to work at a job where I dug subway tunnels
I quit because it was boring. Now I'm employed at a metal shop and find it quite riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
What does a mechanical frog say?
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
what doe a frog working as a welder say?
Not all construction jobs are enjoyable
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting...
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, while fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
I just watched a documentary on how ships are put together. It’s riveting!
Construction work
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drill hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
Stop screwing around.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting
I watched a documentary on how ships were made
Not all construction work is the same.
Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
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