River Flood Puns

A list of puns related to "River Flood"

I was going to divert the river to flood Paris...

But I didn't want to cause a Seine.

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👤︎ u/theotherpurple
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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What did the farmer say when the river flooded his farm?

Dam it!

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👤︎ u/conradbilly
📅︎ Feb 01 2022
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