It will be worth the weight.
There are so many matches.
It was a Risk they had to take
Because he sacriFRIES
When I can, I take steps to avoid them.
I have no Clue
She didn’t want to risk her future daughters being hoes.
Ramen catholic
He said, ‘Life is all about taking Risks’.
There are just so many matches.
So a long time ago, there was a tribe of people living in the jungle. They were ruled by a cruel and terrible king who lived the high life in a large and sturdy structure he called his palace, while his subjects had to hobble together homes out of grass and straw. The king would also frequently demand tribute, forcing his people to bring him offerings of food, to the point where some people were outright starving.
One day, a group of insurgents had had enough. They snuck into the kings palace at night, knocked out the guards, and stole the kings glamorous throne. They brought the throne back to their hut, and stowed it under a tarp.
When the king awoke the next morning, to say he was angry would be an understatement. He ordered his guards to search the village until they found the throne, and to kill the insurgents who would dare humiliate him.
The insurgents panicked when the guards showed up. The tarp was removed, and there was the throne. Rather than risk the thieves escaping, the king ordered his guards to torch the hut, destroying it, the throne, and the insurgents all at once.
It just goes to show; people in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
Too much of a fright risk.
But I prefer information from the Miracle Whip clinic.
it's true what they say, Life comes at you fast
The period, because it ends the sentence.
They can really make or break the final product.
He didn't get the point
Because Elijah Wood.
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
I'm a gluten for punishment...
I had some cross words for him.
Despite the potential risks I believe one day I'll be a boullionaire.
Yeah man, they just put it out.
I told her I just have a checkered past.
The evidence just didn’t add up.
The conversation:
“You’re raising my rates?? I’m fuming right now! Let me speak to your manager as I have some burning questions!”
- “Sure, fire away”
“How much are you raising my rates?”
- “A lot, they’re going to reach new Fahrenheits”
“I am heated!”
- “I’m sorry sir. We will keep it as manageable as possible since you have fantastic driving history - we want you to know we view you as a real bright spark”
“Thank you, I am de-lighted”
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Does this put me at risk for Hispes?
No, son. I can't risk the monster following you in here.
I tried to reassure him by pointing out that they understand the risks of their profession, and he asked, "how many is a Brazilian?"
he's a real dare-devil
He wasn’t a flight risk.
My board game closet is stuffed!
But it was a Risk I had to take
I was cheating on her.
Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.
She said it's a huge weight off her chest
So the car is completely totalled.
Sir Curity - King's head of guard
Sir Ender - King's military general
Sir Cumnavigate - King's navy admiral
Sir Veillance - King's spies
Sir Ching - King's scout
Sir Vival - King's best warrior
Sir Nister - King's executioner
Sir Bia - King's ambassador to Yugoslavia
Sir Spicious - King's inquistor
Sir V. Chewed - King's slave master
Sir Lancealot - King's diabetes nurse
Sir Cumcision - King's health inspector
Sir Inge - King's infectious disease expert
Sir Jun - King's doctor
Sir Iasis - King's dermatologist
Sir Rebralpalsy - King's disability advocate
Sir Loin - King's dinner chef
Sir Up - King's breakfast chef
Sir Hosis - King's vinter
Sir Taindeath - King's daredevil
Sir Real - King's storyteller
Sir Rendipty - King's fortune teller
Sir Cuss - King's jester
Sir Tenty - King's prophet
Sir Burbia - King's city planner
Sir Plus - King's organizer
Sir Prize - King's party planner
Sir Pen Tyne - King's amusement park planner
Sir Rebral - King's advisor
Sir Cumference - King's geometry teacher
Sir Mise - King's historian
Sir Kitbreaker - King's electrician
Sir Culation - King's news editor
Sir Roundsound - King's DJ
Sir Renity - King's therapist
Sir John General - King's tobacco farmer
Sir Veyer - King's castle builder
Sir Vant - King's gofer
Sir Fur - King's lifeguard
Sir Factant - King's cleaner
Sir Plant - King's son
Sir Tainly - King's yes man
Sir Cumspect - King's investor
Sir Charge - King's tax collector
Sir Mon - King's priest
Sir Pent - King's herpetologist
Sir Ogate - King's regent
Sir Cumvent - King's risk analyst
My deaf friend: heard immunity
