11 Hilarious Riot Police Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why does the riot police officer get to work early?

To beat the crowd…

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📅︎ Jul 29 2021

What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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👤︎ u/thisDiff

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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👤︎ u/Row199

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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do you know why police like to arrive early at riots?

They like to beat the crowd!!!!

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👤︎ u/Whlightning

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd

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👤︎ u/The1Pootato

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Why do the police show up early to the riots?

To beat the crowd

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👤︎ u/Mr_Gus3114

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Why does the riot police get up so early?

To beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/danuser8

📅︎ Jun 14 2020

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Why does the riot police get up so early?

...To beat the crowds

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👤︎ u/Unsettled_Beef121

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Why do the riot police wake up so early?

To beat the crowds.

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👤︎ u/smliccia

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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Why do Riot Police get up early?

>!They do it to beat the crowds!!<

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👤︎ u/MisterUltimate

📅︎ Jun 14 2020

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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

Because they like to beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/multiplesofpie

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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