A list of puns related to "Retirer"
It seems that all of his work was in doors.
An X-Actor knife
Pat.
But none of them work
I gave them two quarters, three nickels and a penny.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
iiiim eighty!
He didnβt want to make a spectacle.
He replied, βI refuse to work with compost! Itβs so degrading!β
No pinchin'
He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
but none of them work!!!
βI had a good runβ
The Exterminator
Iran.
Too many repercussions
Chris Cross Applesauce
He changed his name to Stung.
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
But they never worked
When they start spacing out
No matter how funny I try and make them , they just donβt work
Exterminators
He had back issues.
Because he has no patients.
Itβs called the David Lee Roth.
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
It meant very little to my retiring coworker.
you could say I am out of touch
Xbox-er
According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..
He called it Lawn Order
He was an ex-terminator
We looked in every nook and granny!
He said, βI just...want to live in the present.β
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
A Taughter.
It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits β all from late twentieth-century Terra β on a training study of Carterβs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
βLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedβ, exclaimed one student. βEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?β
βA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyβ, said Feghoot. βLet us walk that way while I explain.β As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterβs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
βI seeβ, said the student. βItβs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.β
βThatβs right,β Feghoot went on smoothly. βYou just hit the road jack and donβt come back no mo.β
His students registered dismay and anguish.
βIsnβt that right, old-timer?,β Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
βAhm afraid not, suhβ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. βOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itβs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
βSo you see,β he finished, eyes twinkling, βMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.β
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. βAnd heβ, he said, turning to his students, βis clearly the gradi
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They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
But none of them work!
The exterminator.
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