What a brand name. Could not resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUP3RNAT2RAL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Impossible to resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPatience
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?

Because he Gavin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Springbonnie1893
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Couldn’t resist

Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat? Me: Maple I will, Maple I won’t. Friend: ? Me: Pine, I’ll leave a key Friend: oh, my typo, haha Me: I’ve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR2NP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I just couldn’t resist!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Short-Republic
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My friends wife says she can't resist me.

I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londonforce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Anybody else find it hard to resist saying β€œfish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?

Or is it just me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doravec88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Couldn't resist posting it.
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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d00d_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My best friend’s dad posted this. Couldn’t resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anklefat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Medusa Ale, I couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I saw this restaurant today and couldn’t resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sBroz410
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Please forgive me for my inability tp resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_second_choice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Don’t want to get political, but I simply can’t resist a good pu(ti)n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySaye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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A friend of mine misspelled Viet Cong, couldn't resist making this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleSpoons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Sometimes you think of a pun so good, you lactose the self-control to resist drawing it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.

She just loves playing Koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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2 puns, 1 post. Resistol (resist all) poison. This type of hat is called a Cattleman, hence the name β€œThe Rattleman”
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I couldn’t resist :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Thot-In-Theory
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Why did mona lisa resist the arrest ?

Cuz da Vinci had framed her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puncakes20101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Girlfriend lost her phone and I couldn't resist.

Gf: Will you call my phone? Me: Solid eye contact "...PHOOOOONE?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igame2much
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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At the dinner table. I couldn't resist.

Wife: "I don't really like cheese."
Me: "I know. You never laugh at any of my jokes."
Wife: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzlebeef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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My Xbox Red-Ringed...he couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasPossum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?

They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.

They're hard to spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piscimancy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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No Dad could resist

https://i.imgur.com/4n0OCTf.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElfBingley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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ESPN couldn't resist... imgur.com/2YTJP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_that_girl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2012
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My friend is getting her tonsils/uvula removed next week. I couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsalapatas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Annoying my friend with a Star Wars pun. I couldn't resist. imgur.com/MNC2gOz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsf118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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I couldn't resist myself during a meeting yesterday.

While reaching for the phone near the beginning of the meeting, my supervisor bumped his coffee cup and coffee sloshed over onto the desk and some papers. He laughed a little and just said something about it being a waste of good coffee.

My dadjoke instincts kicked in, and I agreed by saying, "A grind is a terrible thing to waste." I am proud to say it was well received.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tananda7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)

http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeeworm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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Sorry, i couldn't resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stfcfanhazz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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One of my co-worker proposed to his girlfriend this weekend... I could't resist

Boss: (to the co-worker) So... how did it go down? Me: On one knee...?

If you are wondering she said yes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yhjung012
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2016
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My dad spotted a sign in the supermarket and couldn't resist

I was in the supermarket with my dad when we passed by a giant cooler fool of seafood.

He got my attention and pointed at a sign beside the cooler, reading ATTENTION: THIS AREA IS MONITORED BY CLOSED-CIRCUIT TELEVISION AT ALL TIMES before saying:

"I'm glad the management is making sure nothing FISHY is going on!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikerothepsycho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2015
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I couldn't resist, I'm sorry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake239
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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So... I am at the Panera...and just couldn't resist

Ordered a bagel with a slice of cheese... he brought the bagel to me cut into quarters...

I only had one response... "You cut the cheese..." He and his countermate just stared at me in disbelief....and then figured it out.

He then told me to take a cookie as it made them laugh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nameofgene
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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Couldn't resist dad-joking my friend.

Friend: My dry cleaner turned out to be a front for drug dealers.

Me: I thought you were supposed to launder money, not dry clean it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AKPhilly1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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I couldn't resist my inner dad on a friend's garden post...

http://imgur.com/DspBxfM "I don't want to kale the mood, but sadly, my tomatoes didn't ketchup to yours. I think they bean squashed. Lettuce cue cumbersome thoughts so we can build courgettes! Bury them so they carrot in the ground: tuber or not to be, that is the question!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boraxus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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I couldn't resist

My buddy and I were in his kitchen and he was looking through a guide to edible fungi in the wild. I said Jared, "did you know our friend Justen is an expert on that subject?" Jared says, "no I didn't know that. How'd he get to be like that?" I replied, "because he's a fun guy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFetz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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Even in the grocery store, dad can't resist.

I was at a shoprite with my dad visiting my brother, and he grabs two whisks off the shelf, holds them against his face, and starts saying "excuse me sir, where are your shaving supplies? I have a few whiskers on my face!"

Oh, dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malbrecht92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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My little cousin got a plush pig for Xmas, great uncle couldn't resist

great uncle: you know what they use pig skins for?

silence...

great uncle: oh c'mon, dyou know what they use pig skins for? (looking around the room at this point)

my dad: making footballs?

great uncle: no! holding pigs together! (Proceeds to laugh hysterically)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BohemianPatsody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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We were interviewed by Modern Dog Magazine today--- and he just couldn't resist...

I work with a dog rescue-- and today we had a phone interview with Modern Dog Magazine.

Our President's father couldn't resist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canehdianchick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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I couldn't resist

http://imgur.com/IzyRgi1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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