They are key workers
You drop acid and touch base!
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse
Remains to be seen.
A twist tie!
The ocean keeps its sea crits.
It was quite the shindig
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Because it’s dadicated.
Remains to be seen.
Frankincense
If that ever happens to you, quit while you're ahead
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
She got out after 5 years and I had to serve the remaining 5.
We always finish each others sentences.
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I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
...but it was leaning too far right!
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Everyone at the beach started freaking out though, because we didn’t cremate him.
Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
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Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I was stumped.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Son: tears welling up please give me a name dad I'm almost 17
Remains to be seen.
It was quite the shindig.
Remains to be seen
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remains to be seen!
... Remains to be seen.
He said you don’t have much of a case.
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen.
The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
Son: maybe it's so he could be a frank in stein? Me: Dammit Frank!
He said, “You don’t seem to have much of a case.”
