A flat minor
Approximately 1 GB.
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
It doesn't know if it want to stay or go out.
They'll have an additional 1 GB of free space.
So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds.
It’s not EU, it’s me.
....because freedom rings.
Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!
Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!
Pilgrims
Because they can’t find the brexit
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"
- "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
- "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
- "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
- "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
- "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
- "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
- "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
- "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
- "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
She brexit.
..fine I'll brexit myself
Brexit
Thats good for Britain, before she brexit.
I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.
Brexit tacos - leaves eu satisfied
1 GB.
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