How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
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This email from Revolut about Brexit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CautiousLlama_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I named our cat Brexit

It doesn't know if it want to stay or go out.

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Due to the Brexit this year,

May ends in April.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
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What will happen to the EU's computers when Brexit happens ?

They'll have an additional 1 GB of free space.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I recently started the new Brexit diet.

So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Lastminute.com fills their Brexit vid with loads of puns youtube.com/watch?v=5X5EF…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymheria
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why are British people always in a panic?

Because they can’t find the brexit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.

She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What happens when a fat woman from Yorkshire sits on a bench?

She brexit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a1phanumeric
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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May to stop in June

..fine I'll brexit myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lighthouseparrot
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a stroppy teenager who says they'll run from home but never do?

Brexit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cola465
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Teresa May resigned?

Thats good for Britain, before she brexit.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I wish characters from Disney animation would explain current events to me.

I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saith_Cassus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Daily Special

Brexit tacos - leaves eu satisfied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesheepishlord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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With Brexit leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

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