Brexiteer Puns

A list of puns related to "Brexiteer"

How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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👤︎ u/stingingtoes
📅︎ Oct 10 2022
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British MPs were like my toddler at dinner time during Brexit

They always want to delay.

It was made very clear that being sent to bed, with no meal, was not an option. But they said no to every alternative put on the table.

Going back to Brussel sprouts was a waste of time.

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👤︎ u/slightlyoldfashioned
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, What Do Two Rights Make?

An airplane!

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👤︎ u/kabalabonga
📅︎ Aug 01 2022
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To mark Brexit the Royal Mint has commissioned a new coin...

Apparently the design of the coin is finished but they're having a lot of problems with the border.

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👤︎ u/CrowConscious
📅︎ Jun 13 2022
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Just got back from a trip to the UK

You wouldn’t believe how many pounds I lost.

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👤︎ u/RichestBabylon
📅︎ Jul 19 2022
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What would Brexiteers say to people they couldn't trust?

"Europe to something, aren't you?"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Oct 06 2021
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After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
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👤︎ u/jjoojjoojj
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I named our cat Brexit

It doesn't know if it want to stay or go out.

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👤︎ u/The_Elemental_Master
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Due to the Brexit this year,

May ends in April.

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👤︎ u/Marv1236
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I recently started the new Brexit diet.

So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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What will happen to the EU's computers when Brexit happens ?

They'll have an additional 1 GB of free space.

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👤︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Lastminute.com fills their Brexit vid with loads of puns youtube.com/watch?v=5X5EF…
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👤︎ u/Nymheria
📅︎ May 26 2016
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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Why are British people always in a panic?

Because they can’t find the brexit

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.

She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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What happens when a fat woman from Yorkshire sits on a bench?

She brexit.

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👤︎ u/a1phanumeric
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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I wish characters from Disney animation would explain current events to me.

I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.

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👤︎ u/Saith_Cassus
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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👤︎ u/Cantankerousbastard
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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May to stop in June

..fine I'll brexit myself

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👤︎ u/lighthouseparrot
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a stroppy teenager who says they'll run from home but never do?

Brexit

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👤︎ u/cola465
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Teresa May resigned?

Thats good for Britain, before she brexit.

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👤︎ u/LAL99
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Daily Special

Brexit tacos - leaves eu satisfied

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👤︎ u/thesheepishlord
📅︎ Jun 24 2016
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How much space was freed in the EU after brexit?

About 1GB

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👤︎ u/Elenicx
📅︎ May 13 2022
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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👤︎ u/couragethebravestdog
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/ValerieCreed
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/stinkysocks999
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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With Brexit leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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