Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Oct 25 2020
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jan 26 2021
Iβve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.
Thatβs the story of my life
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jan 29 2021
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
π︎ 18
π
︎ Jan 08 2021
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
π︎ 26
π
︎ Dec 21 2020
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
π︎ 16
π
︎ Nov 19 2020
When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.
You had to be a complete dick.
π︎ 131
π
︎ Sep 12 2020
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars canβt be Hoosiers.
π︎ 286
π
︎ Jun 16 2020
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
π︎ 18
π
︎ May 31 2020
Why did Samus reject the offer?
It didnβt match her Crateria.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 08 2020
The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
π︎ 112
π
︎ Sep 03 2019
My son went to propose his crush today with a huge smile but came back with a disappointed frown.
Me: "What's wrong, didn't it go well?"
Son:"No it didn't, she flat out rejected me. I did so much to plan this so all of it goes well, I called her to the fancy restaurant near that giant wall that holds the water and brought the best bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates too but she still said that she likes me only as a friend."
Me: "Dam son"
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 08 2021
Why was Hitler rejected from art school?
They did nazi his artistic talent
π︎ 2
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
My dad has a way with words.
I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 05 2020
Two pigs tried for an audition but both were rejected
One was too hammy while the other was too boaring
π︎ 7
π
︎ Feb 20 2020
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 05 2020
Why was the boar rejected for the casting role?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 19 2020
A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Aug 05 2019
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Oct 28 2019
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Sep 11 2019
I keep applying to carpentry school, and they keep rejecting me.
I donβt think they like my stool samples.
π︎ 25
π
︎ Mar 20 2019
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
π︎ 9
π
︎ Aug 27 2019
A vegan rejected me on Tinder
She said we shouldn't meat
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jun 01 2019
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Aug 29 2019
Hah, rejected by your mom
π︎ 7
π
︎ Feb 13 2019
I asked my crush to pass me a chair
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 27 2020
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because Iβm not circumcised.
I guess I didnβt make the cut.
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jun 22 2018
βHi, is this the rejection hotline?β βNo! Go away!β
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 20 2018
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
π︎ 3
π
︎ Dec 07 2018
The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wifeβs advances.
He says, βIβm sorry honey. Iβve just got no energy at night.β
π︎ 16
π
︎ May 31 2018
Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?
π︎ 40
π
︎ Jan 11 2017
What did the mushroom say when he got rejected from clown college?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jan 30 2018
My car was rejected from the car show...
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 01 2017
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 16 2017
An unintended pun
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 06 2019
How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Oct 20 2019
Transplant nurses,
they just can't stand rejection!
π︎ 5
π
︎ Dec 22 2019
What do i have in common with movie script writers
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Sep 02 2019
If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
π︎ 57
π
︎ Oct 27 2015
What are some good valentines science puns to woo the ladies?
π︎ 11
π
︎ Feb 12 2016
Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
She rejected him though, because he was a commentator
π︎ 12
π
︎ Feb 11 2019
Why Ed didn't have any girlfriend?
π︎ 16
π
︎ Apr 11 2017
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.