Conjurement Puns

A list of puns related to "Conjurement"

I told a ghost he was the best spirit I ever conjured from a ouija board.

He replied, "Boo-yah!"

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ Aug 23 2021
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Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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👤︎ u/thvwlsrmssng
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I’ll be a dad in April, and I just pulled this one on my wife:

We had just started watching The Conjuring and I said, “James Wan directed this. Do you know who his younger brother is?”

“No.”

“James Two!”

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👤︎ u/MrMoustaches
📅︎ Oct 12 2021
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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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👤︎ u/zombie-narwhals
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Apparently Queen have added a conjuring act to their set list.

It's a kind of magic.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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