A list of puns related to "Conjure One"
My dad has type 2 diabetes, and has already had his big toe amputated. He learned today that they're going to amputate the rest of his toes. I need jokes about this to make him laugh. What I've got so far is:
Trimming your toenails will take half the time now.
You're closer to being a pirate than anyone in our family has ever been.
Any other ones you guys can conjure up?
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