He's setting a bad president
He's getting a reign mint.
And thus began my Reign of Terroir
He said "I've seen my shadow. Relax, you'll have six more weeks of reign."
Leave the pizza in the oven.
The attending physician said my condition was serious butt stable.
Yeah. It was the first form of saddle-light navigation.
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He was ass-assinated.
Terrible king, but a great ruler.
Because when it reigns, it pours.
I'm going to call it the Neigh-borhood
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
We were watching the latest episode of The Ultimatum and at one point this horse makes some noise during one of the couples’ discussions and I said “looks like they have some neighsayers..”
U-reign-um
They want you to be stable
“I’m sorry, I’ll have to take a reign check“
My little brother wants to have one for his birthday party, and I want to help him set it up, so he doesn't have more work to do. I'm just not sure how to go about it to ensure the best jokes reign supreme. Any ideas from reddit's wittiest group?
She always reigns on her parade!
After all, she does reign over us.
(I was under pressure to do a joke about the Queen)
He really reigned on my parade.
She took a reign check.
Because the Queen has reigned there for years.
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Make it reign!
When it reigns it poors.
It would be reigning cats and dogs!
He would be the reigning Raining champ
An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.
He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.
"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."
"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."
I want to make some rain and reign puns, do you have any suggestions?
My friend Reign wants to know some Reign puns with the word "rain".
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
