Reformers Puns

A list of puns related to "Reformers"

What do you call someone who's had too much to drink?

A cab.

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👤︎ u/Giantsgiants
📅︎ Oct 09 2022
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Since today is both Halloween and Reformation Day, I decided to celebrate both.

So, I nailed 95 Reese's to the church door.

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👤︎ u/roonerspize
📅︎ Oct 31 2021
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What does a Mobster buried in cement soon become?

A hardened criminal.

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👤︎ u/NotSoPerfectDad
📅︎ Sep 25 2022
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A reformed cow serial-killer is released from prison and vows to make something of his life. Haunted by his cruelty to livestock, he decides to go to college and join a fraternity to engage in community service. Only no fraternity will accept him because his past. None, except one.

Kappa Mu

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👤︎ u/PredHed24
📅︎ Aug 25 2021
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I heard the USSR is reforming

And they’ll be calling themselves the Soviet Reunion

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...

After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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The use of "Delhi-dallying" in this Economist article, in the context of the Modi government's hesitancy to reform economist.com/news/briefi…
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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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We need criminal justice reform.

For the record, I am anti-bation.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

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👤︎ u/sordidnoose
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.

I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight

"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".

"Decapitated man can't get ahead".

"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".

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👤︎ u/Earthwire
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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My Catholic mother in law is renovating her kitchen.

It’s a counter reformation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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The floors have been much cleaner since we hired the new janitor

He must have made sweeping reforms

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👤︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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A couple decided to replace their countertops...

It was a counter-reformation.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ May 02 2017
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Dad traveling on plane

DAD: Yeah this thing better not go down... I have a lot of money invested in these kiddos. Each one is in REFORM school. DAUGHTER: you give such a good impression of us... DAD: I sure do! I put the M in M - barrassing!!!

Wut

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👤︎ u/farmer_gandalf
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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