I’m thinking tour guide may not have been a good career choice.

"Don't live your life full of egrets", he said.

But after reflecting, it may have just been a mid flight crisis

It was a glaring mist steak.

It gave me time to reflect

I was beside myself.

Then we both laugh and laugh.

It’s something I could really see myself doing.

Always a good thyme.

they're completely incapable of self reflection

irrelephant

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

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“John”, Mary said, “That is one beautiful shine. I can almost see myself in it.” John, aglow with humble pride, lowered his eyes to the floor and…

…Waxed reflective!

It's something I can see myself doing.

It's ME-ROAR

...my wife said I need to take a hard look at myself.

They go to prism.

But don’t worry it’s a light sentence.

He was a lot bigger then I expected

I just couldn’t see myself doing it anymore

I said the same place I see myself now, in the mirror

• "Can't talk, busy camping," replied Tom, intent.
• "The French don't deserve our thanks," said Tom mercilessly.
• "Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.
• "I'll win this tennis game if I get one more point, " Tom deduced.
• "I didn't eat my T-bone tonight," said Tom mistakenly.
• "So you're asking about my mink coat," Tom inferred.
• "I'm wearing a watch around my wrist," said Tom with abandon.
• "I'm the most important salmon vendor," said Tom selfishly.
• "I was correct the first three times, and I am correct now," said Tom forthrightly.
• "Castration is reversible," Tom remembered.
• "I brought the dessert," said Tom piously.
• "I command my own private army," said Tom maliciously.
• "I'll order the same meat as last time," Tom revealed.
• "I've never swum in Egypt's longest river," said Tom in denial.
• "Et tu?" asked Tom brutally.
• "That's women for you," said Tom dismissively.
• "I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," said Tom wantonly.
• "I eat everything," said Tom in jest.
• "I gave you your freedom, and I can take it away," said Tom deliberately.
• "Maybe if I rub this lamp something good will happen," said Tom ingeniously.
• "I'm never taking an Uber again," Tom derided.
• "That dog is a mongrel," Tom muttered.
• "It's too bad Babe isn't on our team," said Tom ruthlessly.
• "Maybe I should stop using worms to catch fish... or maybe not," Tom debated.
• "Hemingway is my favorite author," said Tom earnestly.
• "This drumming is too easy," said Tom without missing a beat.
• "This is a frozen dessert,” I screamed.
• "Now I have TWO duck feathers", Tom doubled down.
• "She would never answer her phone the first time, you always had to hang up once," Tom recalled.
• "Two plus five is seven,” Tom added.
• "I only have Diamonds, Clubs and Spades," said Tom heartlessly.
• "It's okay, the PlayStation still works," Tom consoled.
• "Capital punishment is mostly used on the lower classes," said Tom with poor execution.
• "Where are all of my old board games?" asked Tom cluelessly.
• "I might be acquitted," said Tom without conviction.
• "I've never dyed my hair red, but I'll try it," said Tom gingerly.
• "Ugh! I need to shave again," Tom bristled.
• "Whale hunting makes me so sad," Tom blubbered.
• "I'll quit smoking marijuana right now!" said Tom bluntly.
• "I like hot dogs more than hamburgers," said Tom frankly.
• "I signed it twice," Tom remarked.
• "I received a letter to take my car in for repair," Tom recalled.
• "I hate pale ale," sai

Then it dawned on me

He says “Doc, I have no idea what’s going on. Every time I look in the mirror all I see is a bicycle in the reflection”

Doc says “Oh, well I can see your problem straight away. You’re too tired”

That’s …their time to shine.

But I saw right through it

Because there's a lot of Polish there..

Grampire

"Yes, God made me" the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?" "Yes, He did," the older man replied. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her little mind.

At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job, lately, isn't he?"

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Same as now really… Mirrors, windows, reflective surfaces like that

It's something I can really see myself doing.

It's a job I can really see myself doing.

“I do!"

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

It's something I could really see myself doing!

It's something I can see myself doing.

It's a job I can see myself doing.

it's just something i can really see myself doing.

It's something I can see myself doing.

To prism.

Don't worry though, it's a light sentence.

Same as now. Windows, mirrors, other reflective surfaces like that.

Is a job I see myself doing

It's something I can see myself doing.

It’s something I can see myself doing.

Prism. It’s a light sentence!