Refit Puns

A panda walks into a resteraunt. He walks up to the host and the host says “what do you thing this is?” The panda takes out a dictionary and reads “Restaurant, an establishment that serves food.” The host says “fair enough” and takes the panda to a table. The panda orders his food and eats it all and gets up to leave, the host says “you need to pay for that!” The panda proceeds to pull out a gun and shoot the host. The host yells “Who do you think you are?!?” The panda looks back and says “I’m a panda look it up.” The host opens to the section that says panda and reads “Panda, a member of the bear family, native to china, Eats Shoots and Leaves.”