If a redhead suffers a psychotic break...

Is that considered a Ginger Snap???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?

Ginger-bite-us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colorado_kindbudz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How does a redhead apply a bandaid?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakespearesbutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Redheads are all the same

They do everything gingerly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter_j_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What is a redhead's favorite diet?

Paleo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a loaf of sourdough baked by a redhead?

Ginger bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What is the result of breeding two redhead bakers?

A GingerBreed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr0u4ker
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a pissed off redhead?

A gingersnap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mskatme0w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a sick redhead?

Ginger ail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What is it called when two redheads have a baby?

Ginger-bred!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Why won't cannibals eat redheads?

They don't want gingervitis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Did I ever tell you about my last girlfriend, the redhead?

No? Well, I blame myself mostly for the breakup. She was a brunette until the house burned down.

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How do you handle a redhead's temper?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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How do redheads approach things?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Is the son of two redheads...

A gingerbred man?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessieryder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a redhead’s money?

Gingerbread...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pastoraaron
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheASHTening
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a redhead who works in a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mejakeg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?

Because Seoul has no gingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vince-M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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The wife's a redhead

Her friend asked her for some advise on a subject that could be very disastrous if not handled right.

She asked me what to do.

I responded with handle it like a redhead. Gingerly.

Even though we are several states away from each other, I heard her groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?

A ginger snap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyInMyG6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2012
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How do redheads walk?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hambox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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