Apparently the livestock weren’t getting a well rounded diet.
They have square roots.
i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute.
I guess it's back to square won.
“Driver’s license?” the blonde driver asks, somewhat confused.
“You know, the little rectangle with your face on it that you keep in your purse,” the blonde cop explains patiently.
“Oh, that!” the blonde driver exclaims. She digs around in her purse and finally pulls out a small rectangular mirror, which she hands to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the mirror and exclaims, “Oh, I’m sorry, ma’am, you’re free to go…I didn’t realize you were a cop!”
Edit: Some people in the comments are saying that this is not a dad joke, I put this here cause my dad told this one to me. Hope this makes sense :)
Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey
A brief case
rectangular container
Because everything gets handed to them.
At lunch with my grandparents, waiter comes over to ask how our meals were: Grandma "What does the dessert menu look like?" Waiter "Well, it's black, rectangular, about this big..."
My response: “A rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”
Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:
Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.
Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.
Edit: grammar
Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.
Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"
Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."
Apparently the livestock weren’t getting enough square meals.
