Record Store Day Puns

A list of puns related to "Record Store Day"

There once was a record store. The owner was seventy-four. One day he fell ill then wrote in his will , “bury me with records galore”

It was his vinyl resting place

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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So I was at the record store the other day..

And I couldn't decide between 2112 and Moving Pictures. So I decided to go home and think about it for awhile.

I didn't want to make any Rush decisions.

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👤︎ u/Stupidboy0
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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A dad joke from my record store days

I used to work at a record store in my younger years (read: my 20's). Im working with my friend Tony and the store is dead. A guy walks in and approaches the counter where we are both standing. After the usual greeting, the guy asks "Where do y'all keep the Little Feat". Without missing a beat, I say "in little shoes." I break out laughing, while Tony says "it's right over here in pop. I'll show you". I continued to laugh for about 20 minutes.

Also, no one ever finds this funny. It still makes me chuckle.

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👤︎ u/veryundude77
📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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