Record Sales Puns

A list of puns related to "Record Sales"

Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.

Because the government declared a rock down.

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👤︎ u/grahamdv
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...

So he put in a Rush order!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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I set a record at my company for 12 straight quarters in tire sales

They were Goodyears.

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👤︎ u/pikindaguy
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...

He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

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👤︎ u/mitcheg3k
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I don't understand why record stores are failing

They have record sales every year

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
📅︎ May 10 2017
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Hottest phone of 2016

Iphone 7 is hitting some record sales, but the note 7 is really catching fire.

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👤︎ u/pewpewmoar
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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Want a successful business? Open up a record store.

No matter what, you'll have record sales every year.

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👤︎ u/roseygrl98
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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I don't understand why record stores failed...

...they had record sales every year.

Creds: @FortWorth_SEC

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👤︎ u/SuperSpy827
📅︎ Jan 04 2017
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