Can you recommend a better way to scrape ice off my windshield?
I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.
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︎ Jan 03 2022
My millennial daughter needs recommendations for a lawyer. Her glasses didnβt fog up when she put on her mask.
She feels that she is entitled to condensation.
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︎ Jan 19 2022
Can anyone recommend a better way to remove ice from my windscreen? I used my Halfords discount card but could only get 20% offβ¦.
/r/CasualUK/comments/s30vβ¦
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︎ Jan 13 2022
I know why YouTube constantly recommends videos of dancing former Vice Presidents.
Itβs just the Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Aug 05 2021
Lol
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︎ Oct 24 2021
My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?" I replied,
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︎ Oct 27 2021
Found this on "Love advice from the duke of hell" web toon, heavily recommend it
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︎ Jun 22 2021
My wife wants to get in shape, so I recommended lunges.
That would be a big step forward.
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︎ Jul 04 2021
We had a bad storm last night and a few of my trees fell over so I'm looking for recommendations on a tree cutting service.
Does anybody have a good one because I'm stumped.
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︎ Aug 18 2021
We started a band and called it "Books"
So no one can judge us by our covers.
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︎ Sep 11 2021
Which gas is the most masochistic?
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︎ Jan 27 2022
So, I stumbled upon this recipe for Irish Bean Soupβ¦
It calls for exactly 239 any variety of beans, because 1 more would be Too Farty(Irish Accent recommended)!
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︎ Feb 03 2022
If you're in the military, I highly recommend you to add ice cream to your daily meals
It'll help you stay frosty.
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︎ Jul 31 2021
Greyβs Anatomy season 9 spoilers aheadβ¦
(Not yet a dad) So my wife was just FaceTiming with her mom who is working her way through Greyβs Anatomy at our recommendation. I came in at this part of the conversationβ¦
Them: βUgh, Arizona is the worst!β
Me: βYeah, and she really started leaning to the left after a while tooβ
Them: <judgmental stares> What do you mean??
Me: You know, after she lost her foot?
Double facepalm, success.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
i can't recommend Oktoberfest
The drinks were ok, but the food was the wurst.
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I asked the policeman if he could recommend a good repair shop for my car...
The policeman wrote a name and phone number on a slip of paper. As he hands me the sheet, his pen grazed my thumb. I knew it was too late.
From that point on, I was a marked man...
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︎ Jun 29 2021
I read the autobiography of a Psychic recently,
I wouldn't recommend it; it was pretty predictable.
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︎ Feb 05 2022
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends βwell the chicken strips for 6$β
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My Doctor wrote a recommendation for dailysex
But my wife insists that he wrote Dyslexia
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
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︎ Feb 25 2021
The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,
People will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 31 2020
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
Itβs the weight and c approach I guess
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︎ May 21 2020
I'm furious at my bank who cashed me out in cheese!
That's the last time I take out a provolone!
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︎ Dec 12 2021
Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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︎ May 28 2020
Anyone who can spell the word drawer backward.
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︎ Oct 08 2021
I named my daughter Highly....
That way she can tell people things come Highly recommended
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︎ Dec 23 2021
Idk y people use fractions instead of decimals
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︎ Oct 05 2021
If you ask your bartender for a recommendation...
...does that make them your Spirit Guide?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down
But I just don't see the point
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︎ Jul 18 2020
A guy I knew would always include a fish in the background of his pictures. When I asked him why, he responded,
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︎ Aug 30 2021
Wood recommend
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︎ May 07 2020
Green tea, black tea, earl gray, even sun tea don't hold a candle to my favorite...
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︎ Aug 12 2021
Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
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︎ Sep 17 2016
My doctor says to go on a meat-free diet.
I want a chickened opinion.
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︎ Jul 23 2021
My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Grow your own
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Anyone out there interested in buying my Delorean ? Great condition, low mileage.
Only driven from time to time.
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︎ Jul 01 2021
Why does YouTube continually recommend videos of dancing former Vice Presidents?
I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shapeβ¦
That would be a big step forwardπ
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︎ Nov 02 2021
Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
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