Can you recommend a better way to scrape ice off my windshield?

I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_evil_nick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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My millennial daughter needs recommendations for a lawyer. Her glasses didn’t fog up when she put on her mask.

She feels that she is entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seoliver2112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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Can anyone recommend a better way to remove ice from my windscreen? I used my Halfords discount card but could only get 20% off…. /r/CasualUK/comments/s30v…
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I know why YouTube constantly recommends videos of dancing former Vice Presidents.

It’s just the Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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Lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?" I replied,

"I drink it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonalibelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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Found this on "Love advice from the duke of hell" web toon, heavily recommend it
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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My wife wants to get in shape, so I recommended lunges.

That would be a big step forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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We had a bad storm last night and a few of my trees fell over so I'm looking for recommendations on a tree cutting service.

Does anybody have a good one because I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloatedplutocrat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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We started a band and called it "Books"

So no one can judge us by our covers.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Which gas is the most masochistic?

Pro-pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhSixTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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So, I stumbled upon this recipe for Irish Bean Soup…

It calls for exactly 239 any variety of beans, because 1 more would be Too Farty(Irish Accent recommended)!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calami-Tea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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If you're in the military, I highly recommend you to add ice cream to your daily meals

It'll help you stay frosty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZexarZX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2021
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Grey’s Anatomy season 9 spoilers ahead…

(Not yet a dad) So my wife was just FaceTiming with her mom who is working her way through Grey’s Anatomy at our recommendation. I came in at this part of the conversation…

Them: β€œUgh, Arizona is the worst!”

Me: β€œYeah, and she really started leaning to the left after a while too”

Them: <judgmental stares> What do you mean??

Me: You know, after she lost her foot?

Double facepalm, success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancekf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2022
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i can't recommend Oktoberfest

The drinks were ok, but the food was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I asked the policeman if he could recommend a good repair shop for my car...

The policeman wrote a name and phone number on a slip of paper. As he hands me the sheet, his pen grazed my thumb. I knew it was too late.

From that point on, I was a marked man...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroGeekOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I read the autobiography of a Psychic recently,

I wouldn't recommend it; it was pretty predictable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaggyOfChips
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends β€œwell the chicken strips for 6$”

β€œMaybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmemrjackass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My Doctor wrote a recommendation for dailysex

But my wife insists that he wrote Dyslexia

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos

Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazloDaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,

People will be lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I'm furious at my bank who cashed me out in cheese!

That's the last time I take out a provolone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backward.

You will get a reward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2040009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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I named my daughter Highly....

That way she can tell people things come Highly recommended

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatCapDrinker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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Idk y people use fractions instead of decimals

Its pointless tbh

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If you ask your bartender for a recommendation...

...does that make them your Spirit Guide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down

But I just don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padre_Pizzicato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A guy I knew would always include a fish in the background of his pictures. When I asked him why, he responded,

"It's for scale"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeball29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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Wood recommend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwihgt
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Green tea, black tea, earl gray, even sun tea don't hold a candle to my favorite...

Honest-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennessey1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2021
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Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peDr0bt0309
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

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My doctor says to go on a meat-free diet.

I want a chickened opinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Grow your own
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Anyone out there interested in buying my Delorean ? Great condition, low mileage.

Only driven from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Why does YouTube continually recommend videos of dancing former Vice Presidents?

I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garfimous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape…

That would be a big step forwardπŸ˜ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvatarConscious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?

I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcwehner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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