Dad wins with the pardon joke

(Context: our Amazon Alexa uses the keyword 'echo' and my daughter doesn't have one in her room)

The following conversation took place in my daughter's room:

Me: Echo, turn on the lights.

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

Me: Pardon?

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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[Cross posted] help! My roommate is writing her thesis and needs help with the title.

Her thesis is about the environment and the water crisis and slactivism and lots of things. She's thinking something like "cut the slacktivism" for the first half of the title. Do you have any good environment puns?

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👤︎ u/egm924
📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'

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👤︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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