A list of puns related to "Online Dating"
Bar-tinder
With my appearance it's gonna be no match for me!
I love long walks on the beach and cow puns, among udder things.
It's ok.
I also have great luck with pistachios, cashews and almonds.
I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
Dating is tough for online predators
My mom is taking one of those online spelling quizzes and her mind just totally went blank with the word accommodate. When she usually asks for spellings she says the spelling she thinks and then says the word, so she says this to my dad and he says
"accommodate? I don't date commas."
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