Rebars Puns

A list of puns related to "Rebars"

From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Rebar....

A construction worker walks into a rebar, then he did it again.

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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Bolt or Fastener related Christmas/Holiday puns?

So I work at a company that manufactures steel bolts, nuts, washers, anchor/bent bolts, rebar, chains etc. and I'm trying to come up with a t-shirt design for the holiday season. I have the visuals that I want down (a snowflake made out of nuts) but because it's going to be a more fun design ths I've been trying to think of a little pun that I could put across the back, and I'm coming up short.

If it helps we do a lot of forging, pointing, threading, cutting and shipping. We work with steel (and hardened steel) 90% of the time. My workplace is pretty casual so don't feel the need to keep it PG.

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👤︎ u/IHOP_007
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
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Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?

Rebar McEntire

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ May 21 2021
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A carpenter had dejavú of walking into the same bar over and over...

It was all the rebar.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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