Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Wife: Babe you keep putting the remote in random places...
Me: Correction, I keep putting the remote in "remote" places. That's where it belongs right?
I got a eye roll and a sigh, score.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Random thought
We're in this together, To-Get-Her
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.
Her suspicious mind left me all shook up
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Me: I am terrified of random letters
Therapist: You are?
Me: [Screams in horror]
Therapist: Oh, I see
Me: [Screams intensify]
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︎ Jan 24 2021
From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Company password
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Someone secretly randomized my playlist.
Now Iβm left with an unchained meddley.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I found this beauty last year in the random crap aisle of a store.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...
But Iβve seen Stranger Things
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︎ Nov 06 2020
That seals it
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Random And Merry(RAM)
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I wrote this story called 404.
I lost it and I couldn't find it.
(if this has been done before sorry, I just randomly thought of this)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Science calls it as "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo", whereas I call it as..
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do you call a random dog you see on the street?
Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
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︎ Aug 25 2020
An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Found randomly
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I put up a random movie, turns out it was about the invention of the tampon
I didnβt expect it to be a period piece
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︎ Aug 07 2020
HELP! A random car was left outside of my house with my name on it!
I've caught the car owner virus !
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I made a dad joke generator
I donβt know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I donβt mind withdrawing the post. Hereβs the link:
https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/
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︎ Jan 14 2021
BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Any random man: Arya Stark?
Arya: Yes I am.
Sansa: Yes I am.
Robb: Yes I am.
Bran: Yes I am.
Rickon: Yes I am.
Ned: Yes I am.
Jon Snow: No, I'm not
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I just caught my son eating some random thing off the floor
...and I shout at him, βHEY! What is that in your mouth!?!β And he smiles at me and says with the sweetest voice, βteeth.β
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Does this make him the dad now?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.
I said: "There's the door."
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Do you accept random Facebook requests?
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︎ May 15 2020
An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"
A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Suck at puns, but i randomly found this
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Random disbeliever: "how can you forsee something that hasn't even happened yet?"
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I hate when random people I don't know complain,
"How could you let your wife leave without saying goodbye?" I see her off, Anon.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think itβs the Chopin board.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I'm terrified of random letters
me: i'm terrified of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Me: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: you are?
Me: [Screams]
Therapist: I see
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︎ May 02 2019
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