Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonite-2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarklingGolem50
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?

A Mass Tooting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echos_myron123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Wife: Babe you keep putting the remote in random places...

Me: Correction, I keep putting the remote in "remote" places. That's where it belongs right?

I got a eye roll and a sigh, score.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!

Turns out he was wearing slippers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Random thought

We're in this together, To-Get-Her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_stan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.

He's going to learn how to count or spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.

Her suspicious mind left me all shook up

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?

He picks R!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Me: I am terrified of random letters

Therapist: You are?

Me: [Screams in horror]

Therapist: Oh, I see

Me: [Screams intensify]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sync_shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoabHonker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Company password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"

When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Someone secretly randomized my playlist.

Now I’m left with an unchained meddley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I found this beauty last year in the random crap aisle of a store.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerbilena
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...

But I’ve seen Stranger Things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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That seals it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivan420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Random And Merry(RAM)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I wrote this story called 404.

I lost it and I couldn't find it.

(if this has been done before sorry, I just randomly thought of this)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klamalamakrazy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Science calls it as "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo", whereas I call it as..

.."Trick or Treatment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call a random dog you see on the street?

Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people

It's a gag reflex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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An alien is strange.

A random person is stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Found randomly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolik_pokakany
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I put up a random movie, turns out it was about the invention of the tampon

I didn’t expect it to be a period piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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HELP! A random car was left outside of my house with my name on it!

I've caught the car owner virus !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barderz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes

Occupiing this sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VexuBenny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnebuda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlySupaFly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Any random man: Arya Stark?

Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egxsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I just caught my son eating some random thing off the floor

...and I shout at him, β€œHEY! What is that in your mouth!?!” And he smiles at me and says with the sweetest voice, β€œteeth.” πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Does this make him the dad now?

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What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?

They hit the space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaddis04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.

I said: "There's the door."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Do you accept random Facebook requests?

Asking for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"

A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurokami_Yohane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Suck at puns, but i randomly found this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsilduurG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Random disbeliever: "how can you forsee something that hasn't even happened yet?"

Forseer: "how else?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianmuslim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I hate when random people I don't know complain,

"How could you let your wife leave without saying goodbye?" I see her off, Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuporsuper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I'm terrified of random letters

me: i'm terrified of random letters

therapist: you are?

me: [screams]

therapist: oh i see

me: [screaming intensifies]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Me: I'm terrified of random letters.

Therapist: you are?

Me: [Screams]

Therapist: I see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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