Random Dog Puns

A list of puns related to "Random Dog"

What do you call a random dog you see on the street?

Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it

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👤︎ u/Uiltje16
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he was a vet.

"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"

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👤︎ u/nakedurlrobot
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Chain link

I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!

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👤︎ u/clairehannah
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Dad dropped this on me, a couple of days ago. I don't know what to say.

Me- Did you know, <random author> dedicated her book to her dog?

Dad- No I didn't know that, ButtStuffYes, but, if you ever write a book, you better dedicate it to your dad and momicate it to your mom.

Mom-"thats it im done"

Dad- makes the usual triumphant face

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👤︎ u/ButtStuffYes
📅︎ Dec 28 2015
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What happens when play a country song backwards?

What happens you* when play a country song backwards?

You get your wife back, your dog back, your truck back, your kids back, your house back....

Just randomly thought of this joke my dad told me when I was a kid and thought I'd share.

*oops

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👤︎ u/tr3k
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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