Too much ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Gourd in ram z
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Hydraulic ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irish122
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Not long until you get RAM’d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shea7TDM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davethomasv2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Gourd on Ram C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Random And Merry(RAM)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because it didn't see the ewe turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?

Cause he called her an ew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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DDR RAM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linux_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it

I must've lost my memory

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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A ram-dom act of vandalism gfycat.com/definitivezany…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serbedemer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Dodge Ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teccsupport
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoarenRyiker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, β€œit’ll be 0-0.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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**laughs in RAM**
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I don't like green eggs and ram, I don't like them Sam I am i.reddituploads.com/cdb9f…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demibot1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumelon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What did the Ram say to the Lady sheep?

"You're Baahewetiful"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aussiepako
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew1351
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Dodge RAM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?

Short-term memory loss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KFCNyanCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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You know what they say about the Rams offense?

They were just Goff their game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My computer has more RAM then a field of sheep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.

Shofar so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefferyt51
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Battering ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruxius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2013
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Why should you never tell a feminist you want more RAM?

She'll ask you what's wrong with ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoffeeSome
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Laptop ram is always so difficult to find.

No matter how much light I use its always sodimm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XOIIO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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The sheep were slow to eat my lawn today -- turns out I just needed more ram.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLe99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I was talking to my uncle about building a PC, and we got into an argument about how much RAM was sufficient...my dad, out of nowhere popped this pearler

"Ive got a problem with my RAM...

...It's Missing a horn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adjudicator52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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You know what the worst part about PC RAM is?

No matter how much light you shine, it's still SODIMM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterof80smetal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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At the auto show looking at the terrible new design on the Ram truck...

"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitochondria420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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If a ram is a lamb and a donkey is an ass...

...Why is a ram in the ass called a goose?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingserv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedangerman007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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