The guy who cooks eggs at my local café gave me some great tips on storing pheasant and rabbit meat

A poacher is the best gamekeeper after all

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A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...

... as they enter they pass an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman, two deaf men arguing about the musical act, a man drinking with a cat and a flamingo, step over a passed out giraffe, glance at the man with a frog on his head, marvel at the meat hanging from the ceiling, ignore the horse and approach the barman.

The barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" to which the rabbit replies, "Got any carrots?"

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