Rabbit Hair Puns

It's a receding hairline.

He sits down and orders a drink. He finishes first one and pulls out a rabbit from his coat and places to his left. Bartender sees this and is amazed.

He orders 2nd drink and drinks it down and pulls out another rabbit from his coat and places on his right side this time.

Bartender intrigued says “hey mister what are you doing with these rabbits?” The man replies “I’m splitting hares (hairs)”

A barber-queue

A man is driving in the desert when he hits a rabbit. The driver hops out of his car, and is distraught to find that it is dead. The driver looks in his glove compartment, and finds a can of hair spray. Unable to come up with a better idea, he sparys the rabbit with it. Immediatly, the rabbit hops up off the ground, waves at him, runs off a bit, waves again, and continues to repeat this. The driver, shocked, looks at the can of hair spray. The label says, "Hair spray, restores dead hair and adds permanent wave"

...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.

My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"

She's going to be a great dad one day.

Edit: skipped a word

I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days.
I think to myself "Can I render first aid ? "
Then it hits me, I can fix this.
I go to the boot of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away.

As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us !
He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight.

The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?"

I look and it is hair restorer with a permanent wave.

I wish to add no Rabbits were harmed in the telling of this story

A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.

He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.

He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.

To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hopped another few feet, turned and waved yet again. He reached the edge of the trees and again, he turned and waved at the doctor.

Stunned, the doctor brought the bottle up to the light to see what magic potion he had discovered. Squinting his eyes, he read the label aloud, "Hair restorer with permanent wave".

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.

A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.

Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”

I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

During our bedtime routine, my son grabbed an old stuffed rabbit to bring to bed.

7-“Daddy, I’m going to roll Fluffer (the rabbit) into a ball tonight.” Me-“Ok” 7-“So he will look like a hair ball” Me-“What?” 7-“Because a hare is short for bunny rabbit.”

So proud of him. So disappointed in myself for not getting the joke.

We were cruising downtown when she points at a lady and says "I thought the hat she's wearing was her hair!"

So I go, "Why would anyone wear a rabbit on their head?"

Golfing with my dad, hit a nice shot that rolls just by the hole.

Me: Missed that one by a hair!

Dad: I don't see any rabbits out here.

He thinks he's hilarious. Follows it up by showing me a birthday card he received earlier that day which was his "inspiration" The card shows a gray rabbit on the front, inside it says: another year, another gray hare.

Killin me