Pyrites Puns

A list of puns related to "Pyrites"

What do you call someone who steals minerals?

A "Pyrite"

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👤︎ u/sammy-corpse-noodles
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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I bought some gold, but I was fooled.

It was pyrited.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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