See my wife left me for a pusher

Yeah, he pushes the carts back into the grocery store! I get no respect!

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📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My grandma was telling my dad and I about how her first job was the button pusher in an elevator.

My dad's response: I bet it had it's ups and downs.

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👤︎ u/spaciepie
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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Ice breaker Dad jokes needed

I put this in the wrong sub reddit so I've reposted this to dad jokes

Hello reddit

I'm looking for quick easy and simple dad jokes I can say to strangers and make them laugh and then keep pushing trolleys.

I'm a trolley pusher and when I'm at work saying "Gday mate how are you" is getting bland I try and get the random customers to say "I'm all right" which then I respond "your not all right you also half left" it tends to make people smile and laugh.

Are there any there any other fun and simple to engage dad jokes out there?

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👤︎ u/djb71
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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