Pumpernickel Bread Puns

A list of puns related to "Pumpernickel Bread"

What do you call 2 slices of Pumpernickel bread?

Pumperdime

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnnywarp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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I invested all my money in a bakery company, and the shares are on the up...

Now to sit back and watch my dough rise

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cryolithicdd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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Iโ€™ve decided to get a job as a baker.

I hear they make a lot of dough,

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dano558
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2022
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I love telling jokes about pumpernickel.

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I guess I just have a rye sense of humor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2022
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