Pulled Muscle Puns

no worries though, it's just a miner injury.

Now I’m thesorest...

Pulled pork

He told me to push it back

I’m thinking of calling C.S.I. My-hammy.

He shrugged and walked away.

I pulled a muscle

I went to the seafood disco last week but I came back early because....

I pulled a muscle.

And I pulled a muscle

I had so much fun I pulled a muscle

Dad: "I pulled a leg muscle today and its killing me!"

Me: "If its killing you, call the cops. They'll arrest it for you"

Dad: "I'll be ahhh resting my leg tonight"

Never have I hung my head in defeat more than today.

guy: how did your friday night go?
girl: it was amazing, we were all trashed. I ended up pulling a muscle
guy: wait... you went to the beach!?
girl: what? no, why?
guy: where else are going to pull a mussel?

the guy then proceeded to laugh at his own joke. Not sure if he was a dad, if not then he is on the right path

Edit I derped on the spelling of mussel

It was just a miner injury.

It was a miner injury.

It's just a miner injury

Just a miner injury.

Just a miner injury!!

Just a miner injury

I pulled a muscle!