Puffer Puns

A list of puns related to "Puffer"

What did the fish say when it couldn't swim any further?

"Dam"

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👤︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
📅︎ May 26 2020
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed.

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👤︎ u/rnielsen776
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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What kind of fish is asthmatic?

A puffer fish

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👤︎ u/danielthygreat
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call a fish that smokes?

A puffer fish

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👤︎ u/Chebias
📅︎ Oct 09 2016
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Dizzy G.
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Oct 12 2012
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Dolpins getting high

I was telling my dad how dolphins get high by chewing on puffer fish toxins and all he could say was "How else would they get high, they can't light and smoke it"

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👤︎ u/hayleybird93
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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What kind of fish has asthma?

A puffer fish

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👤︎ u/Reggie69x
📅︎ May 13 2018
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