Public Libraries Puns

A list of puns related to "Public Libraries"

I dad joked everyone at the public library.

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👤︎ u/nosliwhtes
📅︎ Oct 08 2015
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What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library.

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👤︎ u/Automatic_Wall_2285
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punch line becomes apparent.

*credit to the children’s librarian at the Louisville Public Library.

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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Got a lady on the phone

I work at the public library, doing some phone answering, office work, n stuff.

Anyways this lady calls

"Hello, I am searching for some material, and was wondering do you have two books?"

me "I can guarantee you that we have two books here"

Uncontrollable laughter in the other end for a good while, before she manages to specify what books she's searching for

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👤︎ u/Hitno
📅︎ May 13 2015
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What building in New York has the most stories?

The public library.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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