Pubic Puns

Amerkin.

It was pissed off!

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

public and pubic

The outside.

It’ll give you a head start to the day.

Me: Hey, dad can I make you a cup of coffee? Dad: Sure Me: How do you take it? Dad: Like my women? Me: Hot and bla... Dad: NO PUBIC HAIR

So I was riding home in my car and we were somehow talking about condoms and stopped talking about pubic hair. Then he said "I hate it when the hair gets stuck in the condom. Now that's a compound problem" WHAT THE FUCK DAD!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.

• I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
• I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
• I have a fear of pubic speaking.